Types of psychologists from the "False Dmitry" to "Captain Obvious", what dangers they represent to clients.
the article describes the weaknesses of psychologists or incompetence, which is, hopefully, rarely or monitored in supervision. All matches are random.
Find your type, at least, it's funny, I'm there too)
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PT – the therapist
FRI "the False Dmitri" - Taken for issues that are not within its competence, from psychiatry to urology. Any problem can somehow be attracted to psychology, with logical thinking and a link to famous authors. (of course, some case is really purely psychosomatic, but not all)
a risk to the patient: You are very confident, but you still have enuresis.
FRI "an Archaeologist-Historian" - the first year of collecting the history of your life. As a rule, over his head portrait Freud and certificates with the words psychoanalysis.
the Danger for the patient. A no-brainer. Expensive, useless, but harmless)
FRI bully "Wrestling coach" even if the client does not aim to defend their interests, not a sense of infringement of rights etc PT still this fail and they will work to defeat the opponent, to defend, to prove, etc.
Danger: Though he will become a super fighter and be all to win, to go beyond the "life in the struggle" to build a partnership, or the more "giving" relationship, he can not. As if the child is not to "beat".
PT – "Head of the Guild of merchants". In any relationship, sees an opportunity to negotiate. To get in a bidding war, "I-you". Looking for customer resources, which he can exchange for something useful and get something from another person.
Danger: Still there is not any danger, you will learn how to make good deals. Here only not all relationships are business, and not everything in this world is sold.
PT "Necromancer". brings back to life the dead and puts on the protection and support of your client.
Danger: Well if you understand that it's just an expensive game with the imagination, and if not? And you really starts to go dead grandmother?
FRI "an Archaeologist is a researcher" - goes to the "deep problems" until you have a real external cause from which you "kolbasit" and which really threatens you.
the Danger for the patient: while you explored the depths of my soul, you have covered a copper basin of reality.
PT "Darwinist biologist" - it uses technology that was developed in the period of biologization of psychology. When the principles of the psyche was studied in dogs, rats and monkeys. The work of the campaign for the manipulation, training, incentives and reactions.
a risk to the patient: you will Have an effective behavior, you'll perfectly cope with the tasks, run mazes, etc. but that's just from what You have eye twitching?
PT "Horoscope" - searches the type of your behavior, and when it finds a type that you do not quit the therapy starts handing out "zodiac signs" for your environment.
a risk to the patient: You all too Well..e, only now I can say: "Well, obviously, I'm the VICTIM, I want from you is Cancer!"
PT "Maleficent" - a woman-vamp, who knows all about seduction, the domestication and management of men, of femininity and its disclosure. Often she has a deck of cards or a crystal ball.
the Danger for the patient: Dependence on men. The impression that a woman's whole life is a find-catch-disarm-made to serve our own benefit any man. And that's all! More problems and never will be. Man is like a unicorn, performing all desires and the giver who put him in the cage, eternal happiness. If not, then it wasn't a unicorn, painted and horned sheep and you need to look for a new one.
FRI "Mother spider" - it quickly leads to the fact that the patient – the injured child, and begins to envelop his web of resources, the warmth of acceptance. And the promised separation stage (if it ever said) will come only when mommy will be sure that you are fully recovered, but you have discovered new and new wounds, even those which you don't remember.
the Danger for the patient In this therapy is so good and enjoyable that it will end only with your money. And in this moment you realize that it is not something that has not learned to live, and forgot one on the potty to go.
PT "tech Trunk" - he has a bunch of methods and techniques. You him he you technique. You give him the soul – it you a thousand techniques!
a risk to the patient: You have learned how to draw, tear paper, to jump, to shout aloud to send to hell, to relax, to imagine the offender in the clown cap. And talk? The feeling that something is not so does not retreat.
PT "Captain Obvious" or "Insomnia? but getting up early did not try the" he's looking for the error in your logic, and builds a more correct logical connection. Sometimes even uses the history of other theories that are more beautiful and more logical to draw one event to another, Cause to consequence, etc.
the Danger for the patient: In the best case: "Yes, that's right, I didn't know" confirms their suspicions, remains an unresolved issue, but psychologists are not drawn, because it is clear! At worst: too, begins to search for suitable theories, events in the life of MT .d. to logically explain his behavior, and entangled in the end even more.
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