People often Express their opinions, how to be a psychologist . Many of them are only in the film saw him work, often in comedies, but the idea made. I summarized the information and created a list of the most common stereotypes. Enjoy)
1. Psychologist – person scanner. At the first meeting sees the complexes, phobias and the problems of man.
2. He knows certain words and techniques that make finally and permanently quit all bad habits. And should teach their clients so they could work on their loved ones these same words.
3. To understand all the areas of psychologists. Doctor, engineer, teacher and other professions must specialise. But psychology as a profession is simple. Someone who deals with family relations and sales training should be able to hold.
4. At parties the psychologist analyzes and draws conclusions about the present. He is "all seeing eye" - sees everything, observes everything and never rests.
5. Tells my clients what to do and what not. He's got the right idea about life. He knows best what is good for the customer.
6. Is able to decompose any situation in 5 minutes on the shelves, and then put into your head, and you, illuminated by the insight will change your life.
7. Confirms your conclusions about other people. For example, your husband's an idiot, neighbor, jerk, etc. are the educated who are not willing to make the diagnosis by the subjective description. What's not objective if you this face you see every day?!
8. Professional must be a psychologist to friends and relatives for free. Why pay others?! Loved ones need help.
9. His wife, the husband and children should be smart, beautiful and successful. But if he has psychological problems, he is simply a charlatan.
10. Loves and respects grandfather Freud. Considered the "Bible" of his works written 100 years ago. Have to tell you about phallic symbols, about the Oedipus complex, and that all problems are due to the suppression of sexual energy.
11. The psychologist himself is a little crazy, because crazy mainly come. Should they find a common language.
12. The psychologist does not become, them are born. If you have a gift, and two books will be enough to become a professional.
Maybe I missed something, or you disagree with my list, please write in comments.
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