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In the first and the last time I went to the polls. 
I went Down to my parents on the 10th floor the Elevator stops, the woman comes in, clicks on the first. And the Elevator went into catatonic stupor and began to open and close. I decided to go on foot. After 5 minutes, my parents called the Elevator, and here comes the Elevator with this woman. Decided not to risk and went to another. 
for Many years I was not in this school. Were afraid that many people, afraid that I would see friends at school, expect that you will throw up. 
Some people came out with balls. Joyful. Ball - a useful thing, there are hundreds of ways to use the ball on YouTube. 
I had to go up to the auditorium. Nauseated, but not vomiting. Recreatie were small and flawed. No buns not distributed.
Went to the Assembly hall, I wonder why these places are in schools called Assembly halls? 
I Remember when I was in College, not in the hall, and in this school, in grade 6, all students the principal calls in this hall, and apparently tried to commit an act of group of cerebral sex over students. We lined up in rows, and the Director sat on the chair.  She began to attempt intercourse. She tried to call us to conscience, morality and shame.
She said that we bad girls in the locker room writing this, what the boys don't even think about it. But for some reason she did not say that pupils were drinking vodka. When she began to talk about the terrible perversion students - students take the toilet paper, moisten it and throw up, and the crumb sticks to the ceiling, and then falls. Strangely, I didn't see it. But I began to imagine. I began to imagine this picture and I felt bad, I barely restrained not to burst out laughing. Well, the room I had seemed small, scarlet curtains, creating a sickening impression. 
they gave Me a badge. But the ball did not give(((
At the exit sat two sad animator, apparently, the balls they don't got. When I got out of school, in meter from me dropped the ice block from the roof of the school. So - no luck.



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